You are THE ONE. The KEEPER of The Derp.
The Derp is GOOD. The Derp is PURE. The Derp is TRANSCENDENCE.
Consider The Circles. Their sole purpose is to BE DERPED. They must reach The DERP to achieve FULFILMENT, to discover BLISS.
But, occasionally, you are GREEDY. You want The Derp all to YOURSELF. Can you suppress your SELFISH WAYS long enough to step aside, and allow THE CIRCLES their chance to BE DERPED?
Are you READY? Are you prepared to SHARE THE LOVE?
Honestly, this heres just a simple, silly, really difficult arcade game about dodging angry, unpredictable circles and claiming bodacious high scores.
Enjoy!